12 Hours later....

Bud Selig falls asleep....forgets to stop the game in the 14th.

The A.L. Globetrotters wins 11 in a row against the N.L. Generals.

Mid Slumber-Night Classic

Get ready New York! The biggest fake hype is in full spin. A-Rod's D-Vorce, Halladay needs a Holiday from Toronto, a Canadian wins the Home Run Derby, and Bud Selig still slowly kills baseball.

BUT WAIT THIS TIME IT COUNTS!!!!!

Oh wait it has counted for the last 6 years. Home field advantage on the line, so why not send the entire rosters of the Cubs and Red Sox to the game, with a sprinkling of non-playoff teams reserves.

One of those players who will be watching October from his local whore house is Alex Rodriguez. For the 12th time A-Rod will get no vacation from his nasty divorce as he must come back to Yankee Stadium to be booed by baseball's finest fans. (And of course by "finest" I mean, the richest 10% of the city and MLB sponsors who snatched up all but 1,000 tickets before they went on sale to the public.)

AROD has been "dogged" by questions regarding his divorce and whether hookers, strippers, Kravitz's, Madonnas, or even Sarah Silver-men led to his break up.

The real victim of the mid summernight dream? Yankee Stadium. The last significant game ever, is a game where if the "home" team wins, Boston will get home-field advantage in the World Series. Sources even say that Kevin Youkilis and Manny Ramirez have already relieved themselves on Mickey Mantle and the Babe. Maybe Ruth should of also built a higher fence.

Cowboys Fans Celebrate!

Happy Birthday to the owner of Tony Romo's testicles. Because a Mexico vacation is more important then preparing for the playoffs!

Packer's GM: What the hell is a text?

Can you really fault Green Bay Packer's GM Ted Thompson for not getting back to Brett Favre in a timely manner? I mean how many senior citizens actually know what a text message is?

Brett Favre is a football god. Period. But like most gods, he has little relevance to today's world. Someone should recommend to Brett that he pick up a hobby that doesn't include being a real dick to a team that has put up with so much. Aaron Rodgers could of been something besides that guy you sit beside in the locker room, and be a REAL NFL quarterback.

Ted Thompson allegedly sent a text back to Favre saying he was on vacation and he will get back to him later. Clearly Thompson handed the phone to his teenage daughter and had her send him something. Favre can only be lucky he didn't get the dreaded "lol c u l8r"

One should also tell Brett that texting an old flame will get you nothing but humiliation. I can't count how many women I've texted drunk at 2 AM, and the result has been butkus. Brett should stop being so damn cool, and realize he's an old man that should be playing Golf, not sending texts like a college kid.