A Los Angeles October

So we have finished up those mundane 162 (or 163) games of going half-assed towards first base, and we are into October. Gone are the old(Yankees, Cardinals), and in are the sexy(Tampa, Philly) as well as the morbidly disgusting (Milwaukee) How will the next month of baseball go? Well lets start with the Division series. The National League brings back the retro, as the Dodgers, Cubs, and Phillies are joined by Milwaukee, a team that hasn't been in the playoffs since Noah built his arc, and had that ginormous orgy. The American League strikes back with raw power, with any of the four teams able to win the World Series. Don't be suprised if both series go the distance, with luck picking the A.L. Champ

The battle of the Mr. Met killers, pits the Brewers against the Phillies, and while CC Sabathia can go out and take 2 games in this series, Philly is just too strong right now. I'm sure Bud Selig will do everything in his power, including suiting up Mark Dounaley as Umpire, to get the Brewers into the NLCS. That alone is reason enough. Milwaukee in 5

Unfortunatly, the real NLCS is being played with Lou Pinella's Chicago Cubs playing Joe Torre's L.A. Dodgers. This series looks to be all but over before it begins, but remember this is the Chicago-Fucking-Cubs. Look for heartbreak, as Bartman returns to shoot up Wrigey field. Or Joe Torre continues being afucking good coach. Los Angeles Dodgers in 5

In the ALDS first we have the AL East Champions...Tampa Bay Rays??? (really?) playing the Chicago white Sox. Listen Racist/Moron/Manage Guillen looks to have riled up his team too much, and too often. The Rays will seem out of their element when they play to a full stadium for the first time ever in a home game. Tampa in 4.

Then in what shitty scheduling issues had relayed. The AL leading Angels play the juggernauts of the Red Sox nation. This series was a toss up to start with. Josh Beckett only playing one game? That sucks for Boston. Los Angeles in 5.

Could it really be a Tampa-Milwaukee World Series?? Fuck No! Look for a LA Freeway World Series, as The Angels and Dodgers meet to stick it to the east coast bias. The Winner? Barack Obama.