As an avid Facebooker, I spend countless ours searching things that have no bearing on anyone. But recently I called my buddy Mark Zuckerman and had him hack into some peoples Facebook to just see what they have posted on there. Maybe people shouldn;t be posting every little detail.
So without further adieu, here are my favorite Facebook statuses.
Tom Brady is Ouchy!
Michael Phelps is amazed 8 gold medals lets you shout 'Live from New York its Saturday Night!'
Kobe Bryant isn't going to let a little toe ruin his season unlike some people.
Marion Jones is happy not to be raping white trash anymore.
Brian Belichuk wishes he didn't screw over karma last season.
Gary Bettman hopes American NHL fans double this year to 24.
Chad Ocho Cinco is wondering if he really made a wise legal move.
Bud Selig is trying to prevent a Tampa Bay - Milwakee World Series.
Sarah Palin is really happy the democrats don't have any balls.
Tony Romo can't wait until bye week to head to Italy with Jess.
Kevin Durant wishes he was back in Seattle.
Russel Brand can't believe 2000 other people turned down the VMA gig.
Shaquille O'Neal is fuck you Kobe, how does my ass taste?
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