Hmmm what makes a big loud bang in the sky? A Supersonic sound wave??? No Seattle fans, its technically not the same name, but you can still go into the game banging pots and pans.
With global warning perhaps making weather the next real American danger ahead of terrorism, what could be scary then thunder coming down the court at you? Knickerbockers? Trailblazers? Jazz? What happened to having a team name that actually makes your opponents shit their pants? Like how about the OKC Anthrax? Oklahoma City Bombers? (ooo too soon?) or even the hellacious OKC McCain-Palin '08s? I'm actually shaking right now.
Look at the most recent sport franchise name. Houston Texans? You didn't even Fucking try! you added an "n" in the middle of texas. Thats Just calling it by its state! The only thing scary about a texan is when he's running your country!
Don't worry Seattle. When David Stern has a massive heart attack, and the new commish awards your city a team. The green and gold will once again have the distinction have having one of the worst names in sports
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